MOVIE QUOTE GUESSIN' GAEMS

The rules are something like:
-Pick 15 of your favourite movies
-Go to IMDB and find a good quote for each
-List them all, eliminate the ones that people guess as they guess them
-No cheating, you guys. (don't just google search the quote and get the answer)

1. "Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story." - Lucky Number Slevin

2. "This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful." - Donnie Darko

3. "I caught you a delicious bass." - Napoleon Dynamite

4. "We're going to need paint. We're going to need red paint." - Serenity

5. "37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?" - Clerks

6. "Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the "Rings" alone." - Clerks II

7. "That kid is back on the escalator again!" - Mallrats

8. "But I'm a fucking demon!"- Dogma

9. "And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with." - Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

10. "You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing." - Boondock Saints

11. "Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts."

12. "Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right? "
"Sure hun." - South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut"

13. "Back then we didn't have these fancy birth control methods. Like pulling out."

14. "After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone." - The Usual Suspects

15. "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!"

HAVE FUN GUESS GO GO GO YOU NOGGERS